If you're out in the woods hiking, make sure that you follow the white paint on the trees, not the white bark on the birch trees. THAT WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Quote of the Day: Very Paraphrased:
if someone comes in your office and knocks you out of your chair there's nothing you can do about it. But if that person comes back an hour later and you are still lying on the floor it's no longer that person's fault that you are on the floor. Staying there is all on you. - Al Sharpton