If someone ever tries to give you medical advice, or tell you you're wrong about somethign on your body (ie, "I hurt my fibula" "that's not your fibula") respond as follows:
"what are you, a fucking nurse?" You
"What, no.... don't be..." them
"Then shut the fuck up" You
Quote of the Day:
"In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama."
-Jean-Claude Van Damme
This is sweet.
Go there and you can enter what you want into a church sign generator, and it'll come out with a church sign. And you can email it to your friends and freak them out, and hope they're too slow to catch on. Or announce parties on it.