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Advice of the Day for July 18th 2005!

Posted by phduffy on 2005-07-18 00:42:01
 
Follow your dreams.

Or drink lots of Sleeman Original draught, your choice. (I likes that beer!)

Quote of the Day:
"Bees just go around having sex with flowers all day, and honey is their baby" Paul
"What? No, the bees get food from the flowers.. " Lydia
"Yeah, they get a stickly liquid from it, have sex with tons of flowers, and drop the liquid off for the queen, who by the way, gets sex all day long from the bees, and she takes it an makes honey and larvae" Paul
"What??? No. The Male bees guard the Queen, and the female bees go to flowers" Lydia
"No. THe bees fly around fucking everything, flowers, the queen bee, the odd ant. The queen bee has all kinds of kids, and honey, and she bites off the head of the female babays, except for one, who becomes princess bee." Paul
"You don't know what you're talk... " Lydia
"Hey, I watch alot of discovery. Flying ants are what happens when bee fucks an ant. They don't have a sex, and can't reproduce, like Mules or a Jack Ass or Donkeys or Ligers, or the offspring of an Englishman and an Irishman." Paul
"Well, I know of at least one Jack Ass" Sarah.

Website of the Day:
http://www.jmusheneaux.com/

I stole this from Something Awful. It's a strange rant on Microsoft and Apple. NWS, because your boss will wonder just what the fuck is going on and why you're not working.