Food related advice:
Just because a bottle of wine is from 2001, doesn't mean it's any good - even if it is French.
When your little brother comes home for the weekend from the Army Reserves, keep an eye on him - because he might pass out on the couch while heating cheese puff pastrys in the oven only for them to be discovered the next morning in all of their blackened glory.
Quote of the Day:
"Have you seen the Dukes of Hazzard?" - RC
"No" - Cabbie
"It's pretty sweet. They drive cars around really fast" - RC
" . . . " - Cabbie
"Think you could jump this baby off any curbs? I bet you could get some air!" - RC