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Miguel's advice of the for August 31st (delayed)

Posted by miguel on 2005-09-01 08:37:44
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How many hours have you logged hunched over squinting at thumbnails and downloading preview clips that are blurrier then the pause function on your parents' first VCR? Is she shaved or is that a shadow? Wait a second—is that a guy?

You need to start paying for your porn now. You work a nine-to-five job and thus no longer have time to shake the Internet all day hoping the perfect picture that matches your weird fetish will fall into your lap. Are you into Asian chicks (Hi Vivian!)? Congratulations, there are 500 billion sites you can subscribe to. Fuck, you can probably find a handful of sites dealing with erotic gay Voltron stories.

There's too much to do every day when you're a grown-up to spend three hours searching for the perfect picture to spend five minutes beating off to.


BOOM! There is Erotic Voltron Fan Fiction out there! I'm not even gonna go into any of those sites. The internet never ceases to amaze me.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
John Kenneth Galbraith

DeadBirds. A crazy little horror movie set during the American Civil War. It's not going to win any awards or anything, but it does the job. Rent it when you have nothing else to do.

Hmmm I'm playing Growlanser generations, a strategy RPG with crazy branching storylines, an intense political plot and awesome gameplay. BONUS: It's very very very anime-like with voiceovers and insane character designs.......yes, I am aware that I am a goddamn geek.

Kanye West's new album late registration is the shit. I like it better than his first one, and that's saying a lot. Say goodbye to the sped up "chipmunk" soul samples and say hello to some incredibly dynamic production, amazing guest spots (not sure about the dude from Maroon 5 though) and Kanye's patented megalomaniacal lyrics.

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