As an aside, I think that all the readers of the advice should team up and buy me a palm pilot, so that I can keep track of all the awesome ideas I have all day, which I always forget by the time I write the advice.
today we have a joke of the (courtesy of my brother) instead of advice.
captain of a ship walks into a bar
bartender says "whats with the steering wheel in your pants"
pirate says "yar its drivin me nuts"
Quote of the Day:
"I've got 99 problems but a bich ain't one" Paul
"Awww, you're such a sweetie" Sarah