I assume that you either work with people, or that you will in the future.
Try something new: whenever people at work tell their stupid bullshit jokes about whatever lameass shit they did, just give a polite smile. Don't laugh like the rest of the sheep. (Dance your jig for the man!) Eventually people will realize that in order to get you to laugh, they have to actually, oh, I don't know... say funny.
Quote of the Day:
"Just because I got traded doesn't mean we'll be able to compete with the Spurs and Pistons right away."
-- Jalen Rose on his trade to 14-34 Knicks