If you're ever at the grocery store, and you see that there's 3 people in the quickie checkout, and one in the big one... go to the small one. Don't listen to your bullshit friends try to convince you that it's faster in the other lane. Trust the 3 to 1 ratio. (Hell, that friend is probably the one who tries to tell you that the collectors are faster than the expressway. Damnit! That happens twice a year, and you look over at the collectors thinking 'jeez whiz, they sure are moving fast', forgetting that the expressway is faster THE REST OF THE FUCKING YEAR. Those assholes fly by everyone in the collectors.)
Quote of the Day:
"I am sorry to see you there, but if you had fought like a man, you need not be hanged like a dog." Anne Bonny (the female pirate), to her captain after he's captured.