So, we all know that the grocery stores put all the important stuff on the outside aisles.
But, let me ask you this... why do you start in the veg/bread section and work your way over to the frozen section?
So you can have your bread and veggies on the bottom of your cart.... I don't think so! Fuck the grocery man and his conforming bullshit, start in the frozen section!
(And don't give me "It's like that so you pick up your frozen food at the end, so it won't melt" Nice try, conformist.)
Quote of the day:
"Why do we have condoms? Just let your love burst out in giant squirts" Ricky Gervais' character in Extras
