I got an email of stuff that's allegedly from George Carlin, and I will be sending it out as advice when I'm feeling lazy.
Here's the first:
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their
hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description
for these kids: lucky bastards.
Quote of the Day:
"Are you drunk?"
"I don't get drunk, I'm Irish" 25th Hour