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Joke of the Day

Posted by Katie on 2006-03-03 10:25:22
 
These are courtesy of the new Brit in my office. Good times!!


Number One

Donald Rumsfeld runs into the oval office and says to Dubya:

"Mr President three Brazillian soldiers have been killed in Iraq"



George replies:

"Oh my god, how many thousands is that?"


Number Two

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF SARCASM
Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of sarcasm. "It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather".

Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use sarcasm himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said "Hey, great weather."