We're not that far away from April Fool's. Some news organization is going to try some stupid bullshit, as are some companies. Please, remember the date, and use some common sense. IBM isn't going to develop a virtual computer and announce it with no hype, nor is Tim Horton's about to discontinue small, medium and large for grande, el grande giante, and dos est di mosten grande of all. Fuck.
Quote of the Day:
On an otherwise ordinary night, over an otherwise ordinary meal, Griffey, Bonds, a rep from an athletic apparel company and two other associates chatted informally about the upcoming season. With Griffey’s framed memorabilia as a backdrop, and Mark McGwire’s obliteration of the single-season home run record a fresh memory, Bonds spoke up as he never had before. He sounded neither angry nor agitated, simply frustrated. “You know what,” he said. “I had a helluva season last year, and nobody gave a crap. Nobody. As much as I’ve complained about McGwire and Canseco and all of the bull with steroids, I’m tired of fighting it. I turn 35 this year. I’ve got three or four good seasons left, and I wanna get paid. I’m just gonna start using some hard-core stuff, and hopefully it won’t hurt my body. Then I’ll get out of the game and be done with it.”