No matter how slow your day was (or, how slow it was until 5:30 when you got really busy), don't say that you "Literally fucked the dog all day". In fact, you want to be careful about what you literally did... you may have literally fallen asleep from boredom, but you did not literally tear yourself apart while struggling to get something done.
Quote of the Day:
Shane: You speaking to me?
Chris Calloway: I don't see nobody else standing there.
OKAY! Would any of you like to accompany me and at least one other person to a Jays game on Saturday Aprill 22nd at 1PM?
Please let me know by this weekend. Beers will be drank, good times will be had.