I don't know if today's advice is for men or women, but:
A man is way more likely to do something naughty with a random women he meets at the bar, as opposed to a stripper.
Quote of the Day:
"So, how's the woman you're dating" Paul
"Not bad" I. Clark (first name avoided to protect his or her anonomity)
"Have you closed the deal?" Paul
"Let's just say... we're entering final negotiations" I. Clark