If you're still going on about the song Ironic by Alanis, you need, and deserve, two slaps if your fucking mouth.
Quote of the Day:
"I mean, most of it is just coincidence. 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife? That's not ironic. And besides, you could use the spoons to fashion a knife" Random fuckwit behind me in mine
"I want to give that guy two slaps to his fucking mouth" My internal dialogue