For today's advice I thought I would share some words of wisdom from Paul Lieberstein (Toby on the Office):
My Advice Column
Letter: I went out on a date with this guy and everything was going fine, you know. Except for a few awkward pauses I was actually having a good time. And then he raped me. What should I do?
Response: Theres every reason to think things will go much better on your second date: You have more in common now so any awkward pauses in conversation you can quickly fill with talk about the rape. (General note: keep him talking about himself and he'll leave thinking you are the interesting one!)
Quote of the Day:
"Everyone likes guys who really, really, really like kids, but no one likes a child molester."
Paul Lieberstein (Toby on the Office)
*Bonus advice [also stolen from Paul Lieberstein (Toby on the Office)]:
People should be aware that suicide pacts are non-binding. No one can make you do that to yourself. You can enter into as many as you want, as often as you want. But murder-suicide pacts, those should be entered into extremely carefully.