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Advice of the Day for May 31, 2006

Posted by kristian on 2006-05-31 08:40:06
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Advice:

Lock your house up well when you leave, but not too well. You never know when you will not have your keys and have to break into your own house. But try to make that one entry way not very obvious.

WARNING - todays quote contains violence, sexuality and nudity. Viewers discretion is advised.






































Quote:

"Since we have all these angry men trying to get rid of their sperm, why don't they get rid of it in each other? Women can oblidge just as easily. Grease it up. If more guys were fucking asses instead of pussies, the population would drop. That's the bottom line"

Reverend Korda, founder of the Church of Euthanasia

The Church of Euthanasia believes that all the worlds problems are due to overpopulation. They believe this can be resolved by following four basic principles:

Suicide
Free abortion
Cannabilism (though they are strict vegetarians)
Sodomy

Website:

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/
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