Advice of the Day:
If you are invited to a wedding, don't wait four months to send back your RSVP. Otherwise you'll see your friend's MSN name as 'Last day to RSVP!' and then realize how much of a moron you are, especially if you have to decline the wedding due to another wedding on the same day.
Also, if this wedding is for a long lost friend whom you don't really keep in contact with (but are friends nonetheless), don't be a bastard and just send back the RSVP saying you aren't attending. Take the time to write a letter indicating your reasons and your regret for not doing so. And, if you're feeling extra guilty for not attending, get in touch with someone who is attending and throw some money into a wedding gift.
Quote of the Day:
"Wow, these new Nike sneakers are like cell phones!" - as my Professor proceeds to untie a girl's shoe, take it off her foot, say the quote and then holds it up to his ear and pretends it is a cellphone.