Don't stop thinking about tomorrow. yesterday's gone.
Also, don't trust thrillhouse, he is a spy placed here by the Coca-Cola corporation. He is currently in phase 1 of operation "Sell dem bitches a shit load of Coke".
Phase 1 involves making us laugh and gaining our trust.
Phase 2 will bring subtle recommendations of new coke bottled water products and assorted syrupy carbonated beverages.
Mcsweeneys is a humour website, I like the way they carry themselves.
This link is to their lists section, my personal favourite. Also worth checking out are imagined monologues and letters to McSweeneys.