If you want to wear socks with sandals, just fucking do it. Stop being such an anal retentive bitch and fucking wear those socks with your mother fucking sandals. See that old woman or the hipster jerkoff in the soccer jersey laughing at you? Fuck both those two. They can eat a big fat bowl of dicks.
Also, stay up till 3 am drinking with your roomate on a school night.
And finally, swearing on the internet is easy and fun.