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Why the Transformers movie is going to suck

Posted by phduffy on 2007-06-28 13:16:38
9 forum posts

Stolen from elsewhere, but it's perfect:

And all of the evidence suggests that Bay, when presented with two alternatives, one of which will make a movie better and the other of which will make the movie stupider, will pick the “stupider” option 99.9% of the time.

Every day that I played with the Transformers toys as a child, I came up with a better movie than this guy is going to make. I’m not going to give him money to fuck up something I had mastered as an eight-year-old.
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