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Advice of the Day for November 26th, 2007!

Posted by phduffy on 2007-11-28 10:42:43
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If you ever end up on the kiss-cam at a public sporting event, a fun thing to do to ensure that the entire audience cheers for you, and that everyone remembers it, is to kiss two people. As an added bonus, you may have friends of friends and co-workers tell you "Hey, I say you making out with two people on the Jumbotron!" for about a week.

Quote of the Day:
Young couple (16ish) walking down the street, arguing
"Why don't you just shut up?" her
"Why don't you tongue my balls?" him

(NoTE: Young men should be encouraged to respect women, and this guy is probably a douchenozzle.... still, funny quote).

Websites of the Day:
http://www.autoblog.com/2007/11/27/idiot-drives-lamborghini-murcielago-lp640-219-mph-on-public-road/ - Jackass takes his lambourghini to 219 MPH on a public road

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/28/us/28hoax.html?ex=1196917200&en=bf7a24483945fc80&ei=5070 - Tragic myspace douchebaggary

http://www.thebricktestament.com/ - The Old Testament, told via Legos, and actually fairly accurate, if you get past the snark (or don't, and just enjoy the snark)

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2054939259&size=o&context=set-72157603265052118 "Listen Monkey, I don't give a damn if you are holding that rope, you will stand up and fucking salute!"
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