If you ever end up on the kiss-cam at a public sporting event, a fun thing to do to ensure that the entire audience cheers for you, and that everyone remembers it, is to kiss two people. As an added bonus, you may have friends of friends and co-workers tell you "Hey, I say you making out with two people on the Jumbotron!" for about a week.
Quote of the Day:
Young couple (16ish) walking down the street, arguing
"Why don't you just shut up?" her
"Why don't you tongue my balls?" him
(NoTE: Young men should be encouraged to respect women, and this guy is probably a douchenozzle.... still, funny quote).