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Advice of the Day for January 10th, 2008@

Posted by phduffy on 2008-01-09 22:05:43
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Eat fish once a week. It will make you feel better. Try covering the fish with pecans and maple syrup, or bruschetta topping, if you're not into fish.


Website of the Day:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080109/od_nm/brothel_dc_1

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Quotes of the Day:
All from Mitch Hedberg:

* See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this!" "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it."[1]

* I was walking by a dry cleaner at three a.m., and it said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's three a.m., and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk by at ten and say, "Hey, I walked by at three, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!"

* I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.[2]

* I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it!"[2]

* I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."[3]

* I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.[4]

* You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.[5]


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