Never been to the chiropractor? You'd probably be surprised - it's not just some dude cranking your spine around. It's a guy (or woman) messing with your back and legs to make you feel good. Alright.
Quote of the Day:
"If you could travel in time, what would you do?" Interviewer
"“Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We’d all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I’d meet myself.”" Shaq
The LOLCat bible: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1
Here's a quote: At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1