I can't think of any advice today, so I'm stealing a classic:
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Quote of the Day:
"If Roma (or Indians, or the less intimidating sort of Will Smithian black folk, or woppy old ladies or whomever they give powers to in movies these days) had magical powers, they really wouldn't have problems. You know who'd have the problems? White fucking people would have the problems."
-- in a review of the movie Drag Me To Hell posted yesterday