Next time you look at a kitchen scale, try to think about how much your balls would weigh. Cause, you will laugh, and your wife will be all “whats so funny?” and then you will have to choose to explain it, or make something up, and if you make something up, isn’t that lying?
The lesson advice is really, never think about weighing your balls in the company of others. (stolen from sj),
Women.... ah... maybe think about how much one breast would or would not weigh?