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Typing with my left hand.

Posted by mike on 2004-01-28 12:18:41
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I work at a place with countless saws, presses, knives, mills, welders, and sharp steel edges. Who would have guessed how i would destroy the tip of my right hand "fuck you" finger.

The fax machine got a paper jam. I took it apart and fixed it. When I was putting it back together and putting the toner cartridge back in I felt an odd twinge. When I pulled my fhand back out my finger was a bloddy mess.

Theregfore:

WARNING:
FAX MACHINES CONTAIN SHARP STUFF, THEY DON'T WARNYOU SO YOU WON'T EXPECT IT. BE CAREFUL OR YOU'LL END UP PULLING BACK A STUMP DURING MAINTENANCE PROCEDURES.

Pleae forgive typing for obvious reasons.
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