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IKEA = SUX0R

Posted by alltogethernow on 2004-02-02 23:00:45
 
Here is an un-edited transcript of an MSN coversation between me and paul.. where.. under hypnosis i brought forth my painful hatered of IKEA..

so read it if you care to hear..
the terrible truths of IKEA

Paul says:
My weekend was rather slow.
Just chilling out and movies.
T. Marshall says:
right on.. today i went shopping at ikea with my boss.. for my new office.. it was funny
T. Marshall says:
we were like a couple
T. Marshall says:
lol
T. Marshall says:
and i hate ikea.. it is the worst store to go to.. so lame
Paul says:
Why?
T. Marshall says:
have you been to one?
Paul says:
Yeah.
T. Marshall says:
it sucks
Paul says:
why?
T. Marshall says:
you have to start on the 2nd floor.. weave your way around for like a million years.. in the most indirect manner.. then go downstairs and GET YOUR OWN FURNITURE
T. Marshall says:
lol
T. Marshall says:
sucks
Paul says:
fair enough.
T. Marshall says:
you get semi-crappy cheap furniture that you have to fetch yourself.. christ the legs don't come with the tables and desks you have to buy them separately
T. Marshall says:
i would rather when i purchase a desk that the legs are included...
T. Marshall says:
instead of a "mix and match whichever semi-stable pair of legs you want dude... look how hip i am"
Paul says:
wow.
You have a hate on for Ikea.
Paul says:
Put this on the wolfshack.
T. Marshall says:
yeah and when you move ikea furniture it breaks soooooo easy
T. Marshall says:
the allan keys are ok i guess.. no real beef there..
T. Marshall says:
lol