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pick up lines

Posted by kris on 2004-02-05 00:14:49
22 forum posts
I thought that guys had stopped using corny pick up lines.... I was wrong. Just when you think they've hit rock bottom by using one of those classically horrible pick up lines ("baby, are you okay? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven!").... they come up with this....

"Hey baby, how about I take the slope off your curves with my tangent?"
"(painful laughter)...You're kidding right?"
"Don't like that one eh. How about I integrate your differential equations?"

He couldn't have been serious right? Nevertheless, funny as hell!
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