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Posted by phduffy on 2004-02-09 21:30:10
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As can be seen from the title, this post will involve some poetry. While discussing poetry yesterday(I don't know how it happened either) I was reminded of my grade 5 (or maybe 6) classic, "The River"

The River
My love is like a river
And there's a beaver in that river
And that beaver is you

Hope you enjoyed. Fellas, feel free to steal this and pretend that it's your own. I won't object. And ladies, I know it's hard to believe, but this romantic literary genius is single.

Oh yeah, here's another classic by me. This one isn't about love though.

The Loose Cannon

That's it!
It's too personal!
You're off the case!

Didn't I tell you you were off the case?
Give my your badge and your gun, you're suspended!
You're the Loose Cannon!!!!!!!

Sometimes I amaze even myself. Feel free to post feedback on these gems.
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