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An ode to Nate Dogg

Posted by miguel on 2004-02-18 16:33:48
7 forum posts
I am a big fan of Nate Dogg. I think he sounds like Jesus would, if Jesus were still alive today as a bald black guy (which maybe he was, he did live in the Middle East near Africa).

Any song with Nate Dogg in it just becomes so much better its ridiculously retarded, I get so freaking excited hearing him that I always try to croon along with him, but of course I can't cuse I'm only a skinny Portuguese guy and I don't really have any bitches or crunk-ass Cadillacs to floss with on Long Beach.

I wish he wouldn't just sing the hooks and chorus to every other rapper's song though, because eventually I get pissed off and I just want N-Dogg singing and filling my ear canals with auditory bliss. I get all like "who the fuck is this Fabolous guy??? and why is he taking up prime Nate Dogg real estate on this track? Doesn't he know that Nate Dawggg is a REGULATOR?"

Anyways, when he does sing he has some very important things to say. Actually, kids everywhere should listen to Nathaniel Doggenstein (that's his real name) for encouraging messages of hope and good deeds!!

Take example 1:
"Your wife, my bitch, your love, my trick,
her mouth my dick, I fucked thats' it
Straight pimp, no shit
Gave me your chips
I drove, your whip
It's true don't trip

See, women are not to be treated like property! So what if your wife is orally pleasuring Nate Dogg?? It's all good in the hood! Take it easy and realize that its the year 2003 and it's all about sharing the love man! Its not like he really loves her or anything, and you are too hung up on your material things if you care that a cool guy like Nate Dogg took your Lexus for a spin or two!

Or how about this gem?

"hold up, waiiiiiiit
for my niggaz who be thinkin we soft
We don't, playyyyyyy
We gon' rock it til the wheels fall off
Hold up, heyyyyyyyy
for my niggaz who be actin too bold
Take a, seeaaaaaat
Hope you ready for the next episode
HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY....
.... smoke weed everday!"

Now right there Nate Dogg is telling you to be assertive and yet humble: take a seat if you're acting too bold but don't forget to keep rockin' it till the wheels fall off!. And of course, he encourages marijuana use due to its medicinal and chilltastic properties. Nausea, glaucoma, common sense? WEED CAN DEFEAT THEM ALL!

let's continue on the magical Nate Dogg ride with this awesome chorus from his own album!

All through the night
Better hit it all day
Every girl in the car
Gonna get it same way
You say you wanna turn me on
Well you did, lets play
You wanna share it wit a friend
Just admit it, 3-way
Ooh, 3-way, on the freeway
The G way, fuck what he say

Once again, Nate Dogg is obviously talking about sexual liberation and fulfillment: fuck what he (obviously THE MAN) says, lets have a threesome on the freeway (responsibly though, in a parked car) just because it's a fun, harmless activity. Really, this is an amazing piece of social commentary that predicted the whole Janet Jackson nipple fiasco by like 3 years! Maybe I should call him Natestradamus!

And finally....
Oh no!
Niggas ain't scared to hustle
It's been seven days, the same clothes
Ask them originals cause they know
Mos Def, Nate Dogg, and Pharoahe
Step away from the mic they too cold
The funk might fracture your nose

This is obviously about how the Music Industry President George Bush and white people keep trying to bring Nate Dogg down and just won't let him chill! The rap game is a hard game man, Nate Dogg had to wear the same clothes for a week! I can't even wear the same clothes like two days straight, i have like sensitive dry skin, and then I have to use these moisturizers but it sucks because then they leave my skin all oily, and one time I used this Body Shop one, and it said no oil but it just made my skin dryer than ever!

But Nate Dogg isn't scared to get down and dirty to bring you his brand of responsible social commentary coupled with insane beats that will crack open the middle of your face and drive your brain out in a beer truck due to sheer awesometivity.

BOTTOM LINE: If you need to make a rapper song, you can do much worse than invite Nate Dogg to come and sing the hook for it. Nate Dogg is somewhere in between or far above Ninjas and the Ninja Pope on the "reasons to live" scale.

He's darn good!
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