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Heard This One?

Posted by nszyngie on 2004-03-04 13:05:15
16 forum posts
This girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 kraft single
1 samoosa
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, Single, huh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, 'How'd you guess?'

He says, 'Because you're fucking ugly.'
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