Yep, here is Vice Magazines guide to Canada, since nobody is replying to my Iraq war post, I figured I would send something funny your way.
For those not in the know, Vice is this totally awesome free magazine which is my most favorite publication in the whole wide world! There is a vice store on Queen St., but don't bother going there cuse a t-shirt is like 50 bucks and Evisu jeans go for like $500 sometimes. But the magazine is amazing, I don't care what anyone says, it has taught me about Metro Area, Takahashi Miike, The Faint, Andrew WK and all sorts of other important, essential things.
This isn't their funniest guide or article (I am partial to the guide to getting your ass kicked or the one about finding yourself) but it will do the job.