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THE YANKEES ARE TEH SUCK!

Posted by phduffy on 2004-10-20 10:40:35
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I linked to a post regarding the Red Sox earlier, and that's where I stole this title from.


You know how when a team is done 3-0 in a series and they say that no team has ever come back from that, except for like one hockey team in the 40's.

And you know how people say the Yankees get all the call and stuff?


OMG, THE RED SOX HAVE COME BACK FROM BEING DOWN 3-0 TO FORCE A GAME 7 TONIGHT.

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IN MLB HISTORY THAT A TEAM HAS EVEN FORCED A GAME 7!

BEFORE THE GAME DOCTORS OPENED UP CURT SCHILLING'S ANKLE AND SUTURED HIM UP BECAUSE HE HAS A DISPLACED TENDON, AND HE WAS BLEEDING THROUGH HIS SOCK THE WHOLE GAME, BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM KICKING ASS!

FUCKING RIGHT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE EXCITEMENT AT THESE GAMES!

The Red Sox have no pitchers left, so they're just throwing out everyone they've got for a few innings at a time. This could be the greatest League Championship of all time.
Which is nice.

The cool thing is that all of Boston will be vindicated forever by a victory, and the Yankees will never recover.

Which is why it's almost a virtual certainty that the Red Sox will lose this game in some tragic way. Perhaps Babe Ruth will descend from Heaven to be inserted as a pinch hitter for the Yankees. I don't know.

But Go Red Sox!

The Nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
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