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GENIUS!

Posted by phduffy on 2004-12-25 22:49:48
 
Okay, so I was talking to someone in China, and he was telling me about how when he flew there, the sun didn't move, it took 13 hours, and when he got there, it was the same time he left, only a day later.

BUt, he said that flying the other way won't actually let you go back in time, because all that happens is that you cross the international date line.


So, what's the solution that will lead to criminal mastery of the world?


DESTROY THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE!


I can't believe how genius this idea is.